OnlinePoker

[Scoops]

Online poker
I thought you was my friend
to die for
friend till the end
turned out you was a snake
took me for a sucker
collected the rake
set me up
for all to see
like a Whitehouse Christmas tree
Fuck you online poker
your time will come
you thought you was smart
but I'm not dumb
A big dog
taken down by "A flea"
burning in hell.....
is your destiny

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

Ill show ya a frickin snake. $109 MTT, been playing 2 fucking hours. Chip leader has 85K chips.....

During current Hold'em session you were dealt 110 hands and saw flop:
- 4 out of 12 times while in big blind (33%)
- 2 out of 12 times while in small blind (16%)
- 4 out of 86 times in other positions (4%)
- a total of 10 out of 110 (9%)
Pots won at showdown - 1 of 3 (33%)
Pots won without showdown - 5

Ive played 6 fucking hands that were not folded to me. The 1st fucking time i got a pair was 1hour and 51 mins in AND 2 other SOBs were dealt pairs the same GD hand.

Dont get me wrong i aint got the flying fucking red ass right now...........

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

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[Scoops]

@)I forgot I wrote this last night.hno:
Gotta love it.
GL PPP(<)<

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

Luck ????? No such thing as luck in rigged poker. I am so sick of it at this moment i could swear it off forever....ofcourse ill b back tomorrow to get fucked again.
I dont play a lot of tournys with $100+ buyins and i would assume i would naturally play them a little tighter when i do.....but HM says i have a vpip in $10 MTTs of 27....thats fairly loose... So why is my VPIP in $100+ MTTs 9 ???????? I just "naturally" tighten up so fucvking much that i play 1/3rd of the hands i usually do....BULLSHIT. I get 1/3rd of the hands i usually do and the rest i get J fuckin shit every GD hand and when i do get something you can book every SOB at the table has better or a draw to it or i have to contend with some SOB with a zillion chips calling me with any fucking 2 cards and OFCOURSE winning.. im just fucking sick of it...........
I really should quit cus im 100% convinced its rigged and apparently im the ONLY stupid SOB that thinks this way. If i just had enough cash to play live all the time id be happy...i cant play enough live so im stuck just sitting here every night hoping they draw my name to win more than crumbs...........Which ofcourse never happens....

 

[sparticus]

PPP, LUCK???? What the hell is that, about 3 weeks ago i made a few changes in my game i usually play 45 man s&g's. I started doing quite well winning 3 or 4 & coming in the money about 60-70% of the time & was feeling pretty good about my game. Now for the past week or 10 days i can't get shit i mean shit, & if i get in a race with the best hand you can bet your ass that i will get beat. I went all in with AA & a big stacked bastard called with Q6o, flop came 6,6,Q,turn is a Q, river is a Q, FUCKING QUADS & i get knocked out with my tail between my legs MFing anything & everybody in sight Fucking FT RIGGED BASTARDS.

 

[sparticus]

I did get a little LUCKY last night & madeafew bucks, came in fifth in a 45 player s&g ,big deal,lol.

 

[Enfuego]

My hand:

AJ

His hand

79

Flop

73J - He bets $7 and I put him all in for his last $40.

Turn

Q

River

9

I just don't get why these idiots even play.

 

[billhill999]

I still say PS gives you a real game, I can not say the same for FT.

PokerStars Game #44474415444: Tournament #273411020, Freeroll Omaha Hi/Lo Limit - Level V (150/300) - 2010/05/22 18:53:27 ET
Table '273411020 484' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: billhill999 (5070 in chips)
Seat 2: rrplay (3611 in chips)
Seat 3: pricet66 (900 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: jaumel (1050 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: Greilinger90 (950 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: Pakstull (1050 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: jiuhjiuh (980 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: Evroset (1165 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: Palooka_Joe (922 in chips)
pricet66: posts small blind 75
jaumel: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to billhill999 [9d Jh 9c 9h]
Greilinger90: folds
Pakstull: folds
jiuhjiuh: folds
Evroset: folds
Palooka_Joe: calls 150
billhill999: raises 150 to 300
rrplay: calls 300
pricet66: folds
jaumel: folds
Palooka_Joe: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [Qs Th Qh]
Palooka_Joe: checks
billhill999: bets 150
rrplay: calls 150
Palooka_Joe: calls 150
*** TURN *** [Qs Th Qh] [2d]
Palooka_Joe: checks
billhill999: bets 300
rrplay: calls 300
Palooka_Joe: folds
*** RIVER *** [Qs Th Qh 2d] [Kh]
billhill999: bets 300
rrplay: calls 300
*** SHOW DOWN ***
billhill999: shows [9d Jh 9c 9h] (HI: a straight flush, Nine to King)
rrplay: mucks hand
billhill999 collected 2775 from pot
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2775 | Rake 0
Board [Qs Th Qh 2d Kh]
Seat 1: billhill999 showed [9d Jh 9c 9h] and won (2775) with HI: a straight flush, Nine to King
Seat 2: rrplay (button) mucked [3s Ad 9s Ac]
Seat 3: pricet66 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: jaumel (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Greilinger90 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Pakstull folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: jiuhjiuh folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Evroset folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Palooka_Joe folded on the Turn

 

[seanm0520]

I for one believe FTP is more legit than PS -- just different for each person, I win a lot more on FTP

 

[ESQAJM]

Guys: There are time when I am sure that the game is rigged and then there are times that I catch the last card on the river to win the pot. I think they balance out (but don't know for sure) I think that if these games were rigged, somehow that fact would leak out from some disgruntled employee. The key thing is that I don't expect to make a living doing this. I play small no limit, and start with the minimum. After about 75-100 hours of playing I'm down 30%. But the entertainment value is worth more than what I'm down. And by starting with the minimum I can't get hurt on a losing all-in call. If I went to the movies at $10 a ticket for 100 hours it would cost me a lot more than I'm down.

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

Stage #C31595465: Holdem No Limit $1 - 2010-06-01 18:44:19 (ET)
Table: AMES AVE (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealer
Seat 3 - ALLYNLONG ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 4 - OLIVERTHECAT ($110.85 in chips)
Seat 5 - SKOOBY814 ($117.60 in chips)
Seat 6 - REDRDRTHUG ($18.50 in chips)
Seat 7 - JOEYEPPS07 ($104.80 in chips)
Seat 9 - THENUKE ($76.50 in chips)
Seat 1 - CUCKTHEFUBS8 ($144.65 in chips)
Seat 2 - WCUNC ($67.35 in chips)
OLIVERTHECAT - Posts small blind $0.50
SKOOBY814 - Posts big blind $1
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to ALLYNLONG [10s Qs]
REDRDRTHUG - Folds
JOEYEPPS07 - Folds
THENUKE - Raises $3 to $3
CUCKTHEFUBS8 - Folds
WCUNC - Folds
ALLYNLONG - Calls $3
OLIVERTHECAT - Folds
SKOOBY814 - Folds
*** FLOP *** [Jc Ad Ks]
THENUKE - Bets $4
ALLYNLONG - Calls $4
*** TURN *** [Jc Ad Ks] [4s]
THENUKE - Bets $8.75
ALLYNLONG - Raises $17.50 to $17.50
THENUKE - Raises $60.50 to $69.25
ALLYNLONG - All-In(Raise) $74 to $91.50
THENUKE - All-In $0.25
ALLYNLONG - returned ($22) : not called
*** RIVER *** [Jc Ad Ks 4s] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ALLYNLONG - Shows [10s Qs] (Straight, ten to ace)
THENUKE - Shows [Kd Kc] (Four of a kind, kings)
THENUKE Collects $151 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($154.50) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [Jc Ad Ks 4s Kh]
Seat 1: CUCKTHEFUBS8 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: WCUNC Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: ALLYNLONG (dealer) HI:lost with Straight, ten to ace [10s Qs - B:Ad,B:Ks,P:Qs,B:Jc,P:10s]
Seat 4: OLIVERTHECAT (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: SKOOBY814 (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: REDRDRTHUG Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: JOEYEPPS07 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: THENUKE won Total ($151) All-In HI$151) with Four of a kind, kings [Kd Kc - B:Ks,B:Kh,P:Kd,P:Kc,B:Ad]

 

[MightyGinseng]

PokerStars Game #44474415444: Tournament #273411020, Freeroll Omaha Hi/Lo Limit - Level V

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